Lance Armstrong

It can’t have escaped anyone’s attention that the Lance saga appears to have entered the endgame. Even now, it’s hard to find anyone who polarises opinion quite so much. Gary Imlach said something like ‘an argument about Lance Armstrong is almost a faith-based matter’. There’s a spiritual zeal to those who continually defend him, and an abject refusal to look at anything circumstantial, no matter how weighty that circumstantial evidence might be.

I can’t help but feel that Lance’s rustication goes someway towards discrediting that particular era of cycling in its entirety, and everyone in it. I think this is a good thing. It’s the final nail in the coffin. The best article i’ve read of late, and well worth a read, is by Jonathan Vaughters. I found it erudite, engaging and honest. I felt sorry for Christophe Bassons, in fact anyone who crossed swords with Lance Armstrong, the man with the biggest chip on his shoulder since the invention of the sliced potato and hot oil combo. I find it inconceivable that any individual would be able to ride clean and win 7 tours against riders who were engaged in systematic and scientific doping, including his team-mates. This is when denials of doping become a case of denial – if you don’t admit to it then there’s not a lot you can do about it. In light of this, asking whether Lance doped is not unlike asking whether Michael Jackson had plastic surgery. Both deny it, vociferously, but with a caveat or occasional exemption for medical reasons. The wider circumstantial and visual evidence appears to suggest otherwise.

Lastly, if he is stripped of his seven titles, then the redistribution of honours becomes faintly surreal. Take a top ten, any top ten, from within those 7 years. Remove Lance. Reallocate based on whether rider was clean/proven drugs cheat. Let’s use 2004 for an example: Armstrong/Basso/Ullrich/Kloden top four. Hmmm. That leaves Jose Azevedo as the winner. I think.

Here’s a sort of realigned top two from the Armstrong years, removing those who have been involved in doping scandals. it’s worth considering that Azevedo was a US Postal rider. and in case you’re wondering who Totschnig is… he rode for Gerolsteiner. We’ll ignore the Schumacher/Kohl connection for now.

99 Escartin, Casero

00 Escartin, Nardello

01 Kivilev, Simon

02 Azevedo, Sastre

03 Zubeldia, Sastre

04 Azevedo, Totschnig

05 Evans, Pereiro

06 Pereiro, Sastre

Or as a friend sardonically put it – ‘Boardman gets ’96 – he was 39th overall’.

3 thoughts on “Lance Armstrong

  1. bikevcar August 24, 2012 / 9:06 pm

    Just like with guns, God & abortion, Americans will attack or defend Armstrong furiously, and possibly beyond reason. I think everyone else has come to accept that cycling was riddled with drugs during that period and a decent, clean rider was as rare as rocking-horse shit. I feel like it would somehow devalue the sport if they decided to strip him of those titles.

  2. bikevcar August 24, 2012 / 9:08 pm

    btw, I like that “Michael Jackson” was a specific tag in this post. How many other future posts do you plan to make about the King of Pop? I can’t wait….

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