I don’t know why I keep getting drawn back into the murky world of the zwifterati. There is something oddly compelling about the whole scheißeshow. The latest titbits fed through from friends include these ‘gems’:
So pumped to hear that Zwift are organising a virtual sportive. This is great news. Can’t quite afford to pay the vast sum of money to ride roads outdoors that are free at all times, with the exception of this one day when you get to ride them with 6 billion other people? Have no fear, you can ride the event virtually and avoid the queues, apart from the 6 billion other zwifters riding indoors at the same time. Yep, the taking part really matters.
E-fondo. E-FONDO. E-Sportive. E-tif. E-tive. E-pic.
When are the Audax zwift rides taking place only down side will be no mystery controls and no cake !
I cant wait for the Zwift Audaxes, where will we sleep? Will I get a virtual old man snoring one side and virtual damp feet the other?
in a virtual gate of a virtual field, with a virtual copy of razzle for a pillow
I wonder if they’ll edit in 1000’s of empty gel wrappers to the roadside graphics for added realism… Or maybe I’ll get a virtual medal and tshirt as I cross the finish?
does this make an e-bike a valid n +1 then ????? 🙂